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If you took all the single, lonely, and horny people on tumblr

dirtierthanthenext:

and put them in a room.  You would have all the single, lonely, and horny people on tumblr blogging on their phones.

Give me 4 beers, I would talk to all the girls, and then have to pee.

 
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    Correction, we would be live-blogging the best orgy in history!
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    LULZ
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    while having an orgy. in the most awkward fashion possible.
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    FUCKING THIS
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